Three Inanimate Objects That Scare the Living Hell Out of Me
I have a lot of fears that other people don't. I'll blame most of them on Stephen King. Trust me when I say that this is just the short list of weird and probably unfounded phobias. Take storm drains for instance. What is there to fear about a seemingly innocuous hole in the ground? I'll tell you. You'll just be sailing your awesome paper boat down the flood water when this fucker pops up. "Hiya, Georgie. Aren't ya gonna say "Hello"? Just count that boat as a loss, man, 'cause he's going to eat you. I told you. "It" didn't make me fear clowns, but it did make me afraid of storm drains because that's where they live. Banana Boats Again, seemingly innocuous, but they aren't. I will NEVER ride one of these. Ever. I like watercraft, but I hate banana boats. You'll just be riding along on your yellow phallus, not a care in the world.... Hey, we're just chillin'. You're ...