Effie Mae Goes Banking
A stunning, and yet totally not surprising, streak of lazy (and alliteration) has taken me by storm... again... and left me with no motivation to blog. The material is there (Shark bait, ooh haha!) but the will to write it has vanished. This is where the concept of Guest Blogging comes in at. I poke someone repeatedly with a stick while belting out the refrain from Oklahoma! until they give in and write things FOR me. I lied. It pretty much went like this: Me: You should do a guest blog for me. Effie Mae: Okay. .... EM: But you'll have to post it anonymously. I don't want to get fired. Me: Okay, I'll just call you Anonymous ___________ (Her actual name.) EM: .... I don't think that's how it works... So I've decided to call her Effie Mae. Her love of cast iron pans ("They're versatile. You behave and you get cornbread, you don't and you get the skillet upside the head") and refusal to travel ...