The Joys of Smoking
A Disclaimer from Random: Smoking is bad... don't do it. This blog in no way condones the use of tobacco products. Ok, now that we've got that out of the way. Smoking.... smoking is great. I love it. A cigarette is the perfect mate. They don't talk to you, which in most cases, means no arguing with your cigarettes. They hardly ever make you mad. It's the best way to follow up a meal, because hey... you don't get calories from smoking, but you would from that piece of pie. They're also widely known as a good follow up to... ah hmm... some extra curricular activities. They are my saving grace. Without my Marlboro Lights in a box, I would forever be lost... or imprisoned. They are such great tools for anger management. I will now tell you a story. Because I never do that. It all began many moons ago, when a young child watched her parents smoke their lives away. The child did not like this. The child protested and learned about the dangers, and preached to no avail...