Sometimes I Don't Like Learning
This is probably going to become a regular thing on here because I inevitably learn things that I never wanted to know on a weekly basis. I'm not talking about finding out that your parents are still having wild sexual gymnastics parties involving swings and your childhood bed, but random facts that I pick up here and there, like how there's pig skin in gummi bears. Although now that I've put the image of your parents having athletic sex in your head, what I'm learning you today is probably a lot less horrifying. I'm a HUGE fan of learning things. I like to be smarter than everyone else and whip out my scholastic prowess at random to impress the masses. I also love to read and I do it quite frequently. I even read shampoo bottles when I'm in the bathroom when I can't quite bear to gaze upon fine Swedish home furnishings one mo' again. However, in my educational and literary journeys, I often come across things that appear interesting, so I res...