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In Which I Unofficially Run for a Seat in the North Carolina Senate. Seriously.

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I’ve been giving this issue a lot of thought, about five minutes worth (I think fast), and I’ve decided to unofficially run for Senate.  You see, the two options looming before us are both terrible.  They can’t even debate each other with any skill or credibility.  There were no empty political promises or in-depth discussions of the issues our state is facing.  It was pointing fingers and deflecting blame.
“She said she’d do X but then did Y.”
“I’d like to speak on that.  HE said he’d vote on Y but didn’t.”
This entire thing is a farcical exercise in futility.  There will be no winner here if either of them wins and they have no competition.  They treat everything important and financially vital to this state as a joke.  So, I’ve decided to give them a joke.
I, Heather Ray, am unofficially declaring my bid for office.
That’s right, y’all.
I know next to nothing about the internal workings of government.  I try to ignore politics as much as possible.  I have no shits to give about u…